Dorothy Parker

We belatedly note the birth date of American poet, writer, critic, and satirist Dorothy Parker (August 22, 1893 – June 7, 1967), best known for her wit, wisecracks, and eye for 20th-century urban foibles.

From a conflicted and unhappy childhood, Parker rose to acclaim, both for her literary output in publications such as The New Yorker and as a founding member of the Algonquin Round Table.

Following the breakup of the circle, Parker traveled to Hollywood to pursue screenwriting. Her successes there, including two Academy Award nominations, were curtailed when her involvement in left-wing politics led to a place on the Hollywood blacklist.

Dismissive of her own talents, she deplored her reputation as a "wisecracker." Nevertheless, both her literary output and reputation for sharp wit have endured.

Here is one quote and a poem for your consideration:

“Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.” 
--Dorothy Parker
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Résumé

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.” 

― Dorothy Parker, Enough Rope